Translation:I just love animals, and worms, snakes, and Ryan. I love the names Mery, Ramon, Jonothin, and Flowers. One day at the zoo, Mery said, "I see a big dog!"
"A big, big dog."
"I am going home."
"No! No no no." I shout.
"I am going on my skateboard," said Ryan.
"No. I will spank you."
"Yes! I will."
"I see you. You are trying to go home."
(I am the mom in this story, Ryan was my crush, and Ryan Jr. was our imaginary child who didn't want to join in the family zoo trip).